Monday, May 29, 2006

episode 22

after adding our # to the do-not-call list, I've seen a rash in door-to-door sales pitches, but nothing beat this one, I still don't understand its purpose.

secondly, did adding myself to the do-not-call mean I'd get no calls, because I haven't gotten one in weeks.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

technical difficulties!

hey guys!

its been kinda a rough week to top it off I'm having some "technical issues," so hello simon will be off this week to return on Memorial Day! It's going to be quite the episode.

Also, there are only THREE more episodes before we take a little bit of a hiatus! Lot's of stuff going on for hello simon!

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

episode 21

So! episode 21.

It's kinda unbeleviable we've done 21 episodes. That means you have wasted your time 21 times over the last 21 weeks. That's insane, don't you have anything better to do?

Then I ask you. What's better then this? I say nothing.

Go watch me ride a bike.

go watch episode 21.

Monday, May 15, 2006

rain, rain.

i had a dream i was floating in a slipper.

when i woke up. my slipper was floating.

i was not.

however, i did wonder why my floor was flooded seeing as though i'm on the second floor.

it was then when i woke up again.

Sunday, May 07, 2006

ramen noodles.

I saw a very interesting sight today.

Nice day right? Park might be nice right?

I'm sitting in the boston common, and a gentleman comes to sit next to me.

He's holding a styrofoam dunkin donuts cup. His hair is a little wild, unbrushed, unwashed. His clothes are clean, but the pungent smell hitting my nose makes me think that this gentleman may be one of bostons many homeless.

I can't quite see, but he's crinkling some sort of wrapper, this continues for a few moments, he's removed the lid off his dunkin donuts cup, and he continues this crinkling. I realize the wrapper he's holding was a Ramen noodle packet.

Using a fork, he's stuffing in the crusty ramen noodles into the hot water, by no doubt provided to him free of charge from Dunkin Donuts.

the whole thing made any problem in my life seem not as bad.

goodnight.