Wednesday, September 13, 2006

John the Subletter

John seems to be content with sleeping on the hardwood floor of the living room, according to him, he's studying abroad, he's from Maine, but I'm only beginning to understand what those people think. (I apologize, as this is an overgeneralization of people from Maine....Mainemen?)

What I find most odd about this sleeping arrangement, isn't the fact that he's sleeping on a hardwood floor, but that John does not require a pillow, or blanket for that matter. He hasn't showered or brushed his teeth once. I'm not really sure what his deal is, but its odd, as you would think such a fellow would suffer from a very particular odor, but John does not. He just simply seems to exist without any maintenance. He is gone exactly ten hours and twenty-three minutes each day. I think he's in school, we don't really talk.

Not that I was looking for someone to take Simon's place, but its weird having him gone, it just does not feel right. It's weird because 90% of my friends from college went back home, or dropped off the face of the earth rather rapidly. Not that I was really looking for someone to be friends with in a subletter, but at least someone I could converse with.


At 7:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is John a Korean man with long hair, wears black, and sunglasses all the time?


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